So this is really retarded of me. I’m watching the movie Heat, kind of old, but the reviews said it was good. I’m watching it, and I keep wondering, how is this guy in both the LAPD and able to rob armored trucks and stuff. And why is he trying to pretend he doesn’t know the rest of his crew?

And then it hits me, 1 hour and 24 minutes into the movie. It isn’t the same guy. They just look a little bit alike. I feel so retarded. How could I mix up Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro?

Does anyone want to chip in some money so I can get my eyes reexamined then?